Jus read this from the Calvin and Hobbes Collection......
Calvin: What is a PRONOUN Hobbes?
Hobbes: uhh... A noun which has lost its Amateur Status.
:D :p roflmao.....
Saturday 17 July 2010
Sunday 11 July 2010
Highway to HELL!!!
This is a true incident.... Any resemblance to anybody's experience is a shear coincidence.....
9:30am reporting time at Indur Inst of Engg & Tech, Ponnala Village, Siddipet Mandal, Medak.... Yeah! Thats was my TOEFL center... Me and Akki booked our slots there....
Initial plans were to go by bus, and we needed to catch one at JBS!!! My mom was like "5:42am to 7:26am DURMUHURTAM ra"..... So, I bucked up and woke around 4:30am to leave the house by 5:35am max.... asked my dad to drop me off at Akki's place....we wanted to board the 6:30am Erra Bus.....
I didnt kno, my dad had to do a special pooja that day..... He started the pooja at 5:20am and time flew by, before i realized it was 6am already... I was so pissed off and in between my mom says, "Hanuman Chalisa chaduvu" every 2 mins..... I lost my cool and dragged my dad out of the house..... i was getting late right?...... however, my dad thought that his TRAIN (timed to depart at 7:10am from sec'bd, which was half an hour away at that time) was more important than my TOEFL exam and he asked me to drop him off at station and then go to Akki's place..... WTH! I got out in "durmuhurtam", am running late as it ease....so i didnt care......
Upon reaching Akki's place I got to kno.... We were going by CAR.... I was relieved!!!!
We hit the road.... since it was morning i didnt expect much traffic... but the shamirpet to medak highway was fairly busy..... the road side sites were soooo verrrry EYE Soothing u kno..... As they put up milestone every km, there was an Accident Vehicle, completely and thoroughly squashed, every 10km...... akki was driving so far (the coll is 93km from his place) on a highway for the first time....That irked enough..... Am not much of a believer in auspicious times and all... but, for some reason the "durmuhurtam" kept cropping up in my mind.... to top it all, the car stereo was playing Aerosmith's "Highway to Hell"!!!!!.... Just imagine the irony.....
Anyways, we reached the place very early, took a nap and checked out a few babes...including an Iranian One (God! She was HOT! Nicki ga... miss ayinav ra).... and travelled back safely.. made a couple of stops at Alankritha (a nice hang out place guys... we shud go sometime....) to have an apple pie and at Vack's (another cool place to hang out with friends...) we had an awesum pastry.. the FUN BOX*......
Finally, Reached my house, safe and sound!!! Phew!!! :)
P.S- If there is anybody wondering y this long post is not an issue of "Me and My frustrations", then let me tell u that i was not one bit frustrated... nope!!! .... I WAS SHIT SCARED DAMN IT!!!! And while coming back we saw couple of fresh accident vehicles, which were not there in the morning when we drove by... and that time we were playing MJ's Dangerous song..... :p
*A fun box is a pastry contained in a box, made of CHOCOLATE... even the lid is made of Chocolate... so the complete box is edible and its priced only Rs.60....Guess that triggered off the Tastebuds of the CHOCO maniacs of our group.... :p
9:30am reporting time at Indur Inst of Engg & Tech, Ponnala Village, Siddipet Mandal, Medak.... Yeah! Thats was my TOEFL center... Me and Akki booked our slots there....
Initial plans were to go by bus, and we needed to catch one at JBS!!! My mom was like "5:42am to 7:26am DURMUHURTAM ra"..... So, I bucked up and woke around 4:30am to leave the house by 5:35am max.... asked my dad to drop me off at Akki's place....we wanted to board the 6:30am Erra Bus.....
I didnt kno, my dad had to do a special pooja that day..... He started the pooja at 5:20am and time flew by, before i realized it was 6am already... I was so pissed off and in between my mom says, "Hanuman Chalisa chaduvu" every 2 mins..... I lost my cool and dragged my dad out of the house..... i was getting late right?...... however, my dad thought that his TRAIN (timed to depart at 7:10am from sec'bd, which was half an hour away at that time) was more important than my TOEFL exam and he asked me to drop him off at station and then go to Akki's place..... WTH! I got out in "durmuhurtam", am running late as it ease....so i didnt care......
Upon reaching Akki's place I got to kno.... We were going by CAR.... I was relieved!!!!
We hit the road.... since it was morning i didnt expect much traffic... but the shamirpet to medak highway was fairly busy..... the road side sites were soooo verrrry EYE Soothing u kno..... As they put up milestone every km, there was an Accident Vehicle, completely and thoroughly squashed, every 10km...... akki was driving so far (the coll is 93km from his place) on a highway for the first time....That irked enough..... Am not much of a believer in auspicious times and all... but, for some reason the "durmuhurtam" kept cropping up in my mind.... to top it all, the car stereo was playing Aerosmith's "Highway to Hell"!!!!!.... Just imagine the irony.....
Anyways, we reached the place very early, took a nap and checked out a few babes...including an Iranian One (God! She was HOT! Nicki ga... miss ayinav ra).... and travelled back safely.. made a couple of stops at Alankritha (a nice hang out place guys... we shud go sometime....) to have an apple pie and at Vack's (another cool place to hang out with friends...) we had an awesum pastry.. the FUN BOX*......
Finally, Reached my house, safe and sound!!! Phew!!! :)
P.S- If there is anybody wondering y this long post is not an issue of "Me and My frustrations", then let me tell u that i was not one bit frustrated... nope!!! .... I WAS SHIT SCARED DAMN IT!!!! And while coming back we saw couple of fresh accident vehicles, which were not there in the morning when we drove by... and that time we were playing MJ's Dangerous song..... :p
*A fun box is a pastry contained in a box, made of CHOCOLATE... even the lid is made of Chocolate... so the complete box is edible and its priced only Rs.60....Guess that triggered off the Tastebuds of the CHOCO maniacs of our group.... :p
Monday 5 July 2010
Bangalore Trip!!!
Pros- Too good weather, nice room and good neighbourhood, pretty gals, tasty food and cool trasport facilities.... :p
Cons- Train arrived late, a lil lingo probs, shops closed by 10pm @ Jayanagar and we couldnt stay for another day bcos of the Bharath Bandh!
Cons- Train arrived late, a lil lingo probs, shops closed by 10pm @ Jayanagar and we couldnt stay for another day bcos of the Bharath Bandh!
Thursday 1 July 2010
Me and My Frustration Part 4- Screw ‘em UP!
First, I guess I should stop giving job alerts to ppl…. Seriously! I keep giving messages, sending sms and call ppl to tell them about an opportunity and they don’t reciprocate the gesture when they kno of any recruitment drive….. Bloody greedy lot!
Second, I got 74.95%.... F*cking crazy man…. Jus 0.05% away from the magical number!!! :( lost the chance to attend a recruitment drive today….
Thrid, our Bangalore trip has gone to the dogs…. Initially, 8 ppl were supposed to go, and now only two ppl are boarding the train tomor……
Fourth, got Toefl exam on 10th and am shit scary…. Thanks to the unnerving and angry statements of my mum..... she sternly says “Anta overconfidence undakudadu Aravind”…. this dialogue multiplied by 20 times = Aravind has ended up with no confidence at all…. :p
Fifth, that asshole of a lecturer, our project guide, left the coll, but left a WILL, to confront our batch for taking back our 4000 worth BLOWERS and then not to give us certificates until we get the coll atleast a cheap qlty one….. bloody gay bastard!!!….. it seems he is still in hyd… gonna pay him a visit with our blowers to pump (err blow) some air in him… at full blow power… 3.5 cu. Cm. volume…. Air velocity 14m/s and motor rpm 14,000….. A COMPLETE BLOW JOB!!! :p :p….
Finally, falling short of money…. Banjara bhoomini vaana kaatesinattu…… Karuvu pradesanini vadili valasapoyinattu……. Dabbu naa deggara ninchi karigi poye…. Where is the damn money for the articles I’ve written I say?!?!?!?
Second, I got 74.95%.... F*cking crazy man…. Jus 0.05% away from the magical number!!! :( lost the chance to attend a recruitment drive today….
Thrid, our Bangalore trip has gone to the dogs…. Initially, 8 ppl were supposed to go, and now only two ppl are boarding the train tomor……
Fourth, got Toefl exam on 10th and am shit scary…. Thanks to the unnerving and angry statements of my mum..... she sternly says “Anta overconfidence undakudadu Aravind”…. this dialogue multiplied by 20 times = Aravind has ended up with no confidence at all…. :p
Fifth, that asshole of a lecturer, our project guide, left the coll, but left a WILL, to confront our batch for taking back our 4000 worth BLOWERS and then not to give us certificates until we get the coll atleast a cheap qlty one….. bloody gay bastard!!!….. it seems he is still in hyd… gonna pay him a visit with our blowers to pump (err blow) some air in him… at full blow power… 3.5 cu. Cm. volume…. Air velocity 14m/s and motor rpm 14,000….. A COMPLETE BLOW JOB!!! :p :p….
Finally, falling short of money…. Banjara bhoomini vaana kaatesinattu…… Karuvu pradesanini vadili valasapoyinattu……. Dabbu naa deggara ninchi karigi poye…. Where is the damn money for the articles I’ve written I say?!?!?!?
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