Sunday 16 May 2010
Creativity
Damn the creativity on the header pic has overflown to a level that ordinary mortals like me are left expressionless :D :D
Me and My frustration: Part 3: Its Just not my day!!!!
Only two ppl know about "Me and My Frustration" series... and here is the third part......
16-05-2010, Finally got the chance to get out and do some 'gaali tirugudu' (Airforce) with my friends.
11am- I get that FATEFUL call, and guess who called...... 'KK'........
KK- Mamaaaaa...... (u kno how he likes to drag this word when u lift the call)..... AUTOEXPO potunnam vastava?
Me- (With a "BETA mann main laddoo phuta" expression ...) Of course!!!!
KK- Ayite oka ganta la vacchai maa intiki..........
Me- Inko ganta kashtam ra...... i will miss the paradise biryani.....
KK- Lite ra....
Me- (Ah... wth!!!) sarle.... vastale......
12pm- My DAD calls gives the first blow... "arey nenu raataniki late avtadi gaani yedo okati teccheskondi from ALEX" .... (Gist: BIRYANI CANCEL)
Had to get parcel for mom and sis and I didnt have any coz i was getting late......
1pm- I reach KK's place with my CAM; cleared the memory and kept double set of Batteries, in case the Charge gets finished due to the excessive ON and OFF sessions at the Expo......
Nicky and Rishi- (this is the next blow) Arey AUTOEXPO la yemi undadu ra.... No MERC, BMWs, VWs, LAMBORGHINI or DUCATI or HD bikes or MODELS.. (emphasis on the last one....)... At max we will get to c a Honda City....
Me- WTF!?!?!??!?!....
KK- (mental paasha gadu call chesi cheppakunda, oopar se with that SARCASTIC laugh says...) Ippudu emi cheddam ra...
(This 'ippudu emi cheddam' dilemma continued our minds, "OUR" includes Aditya, Nicky, me, Zack, Harsha, Ravi.... Rishi was busy trying to send music files into Nicky's pen drive by playing it on mute... i dunno how it works..... how can anybody not use 'copy-paste' or 'send to' commands and send files to any storage drive by just playing the file(mute or unmute) and little less to be told about Kittanna... as usual he did not bother to take the pains to think... he just let the others do the thinking for him)...... phew!!! finally.... some ANGEL (guess it was Nicky... to the rescue) suggested lets go to GVK ONE -----Housefull movie!
2:30pm.... We parked the cars after perfroming some slight drifting stunts in that merry-go round type parking lot entry at GVK.....with the ZEN
And this Just wasnt my day..... (u can also say not our day.... hey, hang on!!!!... I missed my biryani too... so i suffered more.. :p)..... TICKETS for HOUSEFULL was housefull........!!!!!
Blasted again....!!!!
What next????
I simply moved away from the counter and concentrated more on my new found hobby.... checking out girls (must give it to GVK ......it does attract pretty good ones)..... and this had actually cheered up OUR bad moods a lil'l.... (only to make it worse... which i found out much later...)
Then the entire battalion had to undergo another stringent security check and march towards FOOD.... first choice was KFC!
And our Bad Luck was pretty Good today u kno... KFC was absolutely packed then.......
Disheartened, we moved to the Food Court and the bad luck was not bad anymore... it turned worse..... The Food Court was closed today... (Y??.... Kyun??? Enduku??? today of alll the days....).......
Then we encountered Subway somewhere in the midway.... but we just ignored it altogether.... there was another flickering in Nicky's brain and he declared... "CCD" (Cafe Coffee Day...)
However, KK spotted a Frankie stall and I ate a Chicken Chettinad Frankie (at last!!).... tasted ok!!!
At 3:00pm... we finished eating the frankie and were in search for some thirst quenchers.... and there it was.... KFC.... not in the front.... but right below us...
So, we carried ourselves and i ordered a BLACK MOJITO, which is like 45 bucks with tax....
it was definately not worth it.... its just Pepsi with pudina leaves and lime..... (F*ck man!!!.....Got screwed again).....
After finishing the drink, had some munchings, took pics and walked out....
then loittered in CROSSWORDS to buy a book, which the shop never heard of....
At 3:40pm KK planted a time bomb on my head...
KK- Arey 4pm movie ra.....
Me- ( seriously didnt see that coming...) Ippudu movieki veltunnama?
KK- avunu bey.....
Me- ye movie ra?
KK-RAMA RAMA KRISHNA KRISHNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me- WHAT? (Well it wasnt my day, so i just gave in....)
Rishi on the other hand made some excuse left for home (SMART MOVE Rishi... hats off to ur sixth sense....)
4pm- We all entered screen 6..... and guess where was our seating............ F*cking FRONT ROW...!!!!!!
The movie was a complete disaster (the supposedly best comedy scene brought only a smirk on my face..... nevertheless, the East Godavari ladies behind us and the Boy with the Girly laugh in the other corner of the row where almost in fits.......)
ZACK & ME were just sticking our butts to the seat and wanted to get over with the smacks at the earliest...... (Alas! this day was not letting me out of its dreadful clutches...) THE 3hr torture was successfully completed......
7:15pm..... After paying about Rs50/- for the parking, we left the premises, and i wowed never to set foot in this mall again...... (its too costly and the theater's sound system is bakhwass and there is no decent dining area for friends....)
Later Nicky, Zack and Ravi left...... leaving KK, Adi, Harsha and me.... Kk drove us all back to his house.... and there was a power cut in many parts of Hyderabad today...... but, thanks to the inverter extension at Kk's.... we had a conversation on many worldly and martian things and i left his place by 8:30pm....
I didnt get an Auto or Bus from Baghlingampalli...... Had to walk all the way home....
reached house at 9pm and guess what.... We had a power cut... (usually we never have a cut in Himayath Nagar, but TADA!!! this ain't my day...).....
Finally, at 10pm... got the current and i sit down to share my experience with u all......
P.S- I couldnt go to AutoExpo and I still did not have BIRYANI :( :( :(
MORALE LEARNT- "When Rape is invited, Lie back and Enjoy"!!!!!!!!
16-05-2010, Finally got the chance to get out and do some 'gaali tirugudu' (Airforce) with my friends.
11am- I get that FATEFUL call, and guess who called...... 'KK'........
KK- Mamaaaaa...... (u kno how he likes to drag this word when u lift the call)..... AUTOEXPO potunnam vastava?
Me- (With a "BETA mann main laddoo phuta" expression ...) Of course!!!!
KK- Ayite oka ganta la vacchai maa intiki..........
Me- Inko ganta kashtam ra...... i will miss the paradise biryani.....
KK- Lite ra....
Me- (Ah... wth!!!) sarle.... vastale......
12pm- My DAD calls gives the first blow... "arey nenu raataniki late avtadi gaani yedo okati teccheskondi from ALEX" .... (Gist: BIRYANI CANCEL)
Had to get parcel for mom and sis and I didnt have any coz i was getting late......
1pm- I reach KK's place with my CAM; cleared the memory and kept double set of Batteries, in case the Charge gets finished due to the excessive ON and OFF sessions at the Expo......
Nicky and Rishi- (this is the next blow) Arey AUTOEXPO la yemi undadu ra.... No MERC, BMWs, VWs, LAMBORGHINI or DUCATI or HD bikes or MODELS.. (emphasis on the last one....)... At max we will get to c a Honda City....
Me- WTF!?!?!??!?!....
KK- (mental paasha gadu call chesi cheppakunda, oopar se with that SARCASTIC laugh says...) Ippudu emi cheddam ra...
(This 'ippudu emi cheddam' dilemma continued our minds, "OUR" includes Aditya, Nicky, me, Zack, Harsha, Ravi.... Rishi was busy trying to send music files into Nicky's pen drive by playing it on mute... i dunno how it works..... how can anybody not use 'copy-paste' or 'send to' commands and send files to any storage drive by just playing the file(mute or unmute) and little less to be told about Kittanna... as usual he did not bother to take the pains to think... he just let the others do the thinking for him)...... phew!!! finally.... some ANGEL (guess it was Nicky... to the rescue) suggested lets go to GVK ONE -----Housefull movie!
2:30pm.... We parked the cars after perfroming some slight drifting stunts in that merry-go round type parking lot entry at GVK.....with the ZEN
And this Just wasnt my day..... (u can also say not our day.... hey, hang on!!!!... I missed my biryani too... so i suffered more.. :p)..... TICKETS for HOUSEFULL was housefull........!!!!!
Blasted again....!!!!
What next????
I simply moved away from the counter and concentrated more on my new found hobby.... checking out girls (must give it to GVK ......it does attract pretty good ones)..... and this had actually cheered up OUR bad moods a lil'l.... (only to make it worse... which i found out much later...)
Then the entire battalion had to undergo another stringent security check and march towards FOOD.... first choice was KFC!
And our Bad Luck was pretty Good today u kno... KFC was absolutely packed then.......
Disheartened, we moved to the Food Court and the bad luck was not bad anymore... it turned worse..... The Food Court was closed today... (Y??.... Kyun??? Enduku??? today of alll the days....).......
Then we encountered Subway somewhere in the midway.... but we just ignored it altogether.... there was another flickering in Nicky's brain and he declared... "CCD" (Cafe Coffee Day...)
However, KK spotted a Frankie stall and I ate a Chicken Chettinad Frankie (at last!!).... tasted ok!!!
At 3:00pm... we finished eating the frankie and were in search for some thirst quenchers.... and there it was.... KFC.... not in the front.... but right below us...
So, we carried ourselves and i ordered a BLACK MOJITO, which is like 45 bucks with tax....
it was definately not worth it.... its just Pepsi with pudina leaves and lime..... (F*ck man!!!.....Got screwed again).....
After finishing the drink, had some munchings, took pics and walked out....
then loittered in CROSSWORDS to buy a book, which the shop never heard of....
At 3:40pm KK planted a time bomb on my head...
KK- Arey 4pm movie ra.....
Me- ( seriously didnt see that coming...) Ippudu movieki veltunnama?
KK- avunu bey.....
Me- ye movie ra?
KK-RAMA RAMA KRISHNA KRISHNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me- WHAT? (Well it wasnt my day, so i just gave in....)
Rishi on the other hand made some excuse left for home (SMART MOVE Rishi... hats off to ur sixth sense....)
4pm- We all entered screen 6..... and guess where was our seating............ F*cking FRONT ROW...!!!!!!
The movie was a complete disaster (the supposedly best comedy scene brought only a smirk on my face..... nevertheless, the East Godavari ladies behind us and the Boy with the Girly laugh in the other corner of the row where almost in fits.......)
ZACK & ME were just sticking our butts to the seat and wanted to get over with the smacks at the earliest...... (Alas! this day was not letting me out of its dreadful clutches...) THE 3hr torture was successfully completed......
7:15pm..... After paying about Rs50/- for the parking, we left the premises, and i wowed never to set foot in this mall again...... (its too costly and the theater's sound system is bakhwass and there is no decent dining area for friends....)
Later Nicky, Zack and Ravi left...... leaving KK, Adi, Harsha and me.... Kk drove us all back to his house.... and there was a power cut in many parts of Hyderabad today...... but, thanks to the inverter extension at Kk's.... we had a conversation on many worldly and martian things and i left his place by 8:30pm....
I didnt get an Auto or Bus from Baghlingampalli...... Had to walk all the way home....
reached house at 9pm and guess what.... We had a power cut... (usually we never have a cut in Himayath Nagar, but TADA!!! this ain't my day...).....
Finally, at 10pm... got the current and i sit down to share my experience with u all......
P.S- I couldnt go to AutoExpo and I still did not have BIRYANI :( :( :(
MORALE LEARNT- "When Rape is invited, Lie back and Enjoy"!!!!!!!!
Friday 14 May 2010
Wednesday 12 May 2010
my aggregate!!
never cared abt it...
now its makin me crazy...i have to get a percent of 72 for nt getting kicked out of INFOSYS :(
damn that no 72!!!
pray for me brother and Babes :P
P.S. babes enti chii my mistake!!!
Tuesday 11 May 2010
time table geeskondi pillaluu
comments lo mee busy schedule itenary ni kaastha vivarinchandi paapalu!
ayyababoy chesindi gunde chori
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erra bus laaga undey idi
air bus laaga thega paash ayyindi!
n i h a r i she's nihari
she's gonna set a brand new story
\m/
anthey!
erra bus laaga undey idi
air bus laaga thega paash ayyindi!
n i h a r i she's nihari
she's gonna set a brand new story
\m/
anthey!
Monday 10 May 2010
Saturday 8 May 2010
US
no, it's not about the foreign destination of the bum couple. or rather, 'oh-so-into-each-other' couple. im sure the Dollar Dream Jodi (wow, DDJ!)..(rather, DD Lame J, just so that it bcomes DDLJ) read it as the United States and started mid-nite dreaming. if they read it in the day, id still win by changing it to the time zone they'd soon end up at. happily ever after.
but the sad part that always has to precede the happy ending is the drama. like knowing that this could probably b the last time u meet ur langoti dost b4 he leaves for the US. n having to wait for 4 hrs to adjust with a 1hr meet..which was originally intended to b a day out. n all these, coz of the Deeply n Desperate in Jolly Love couple's print-out problems. :X ask the next expendable (arubhai) about it. if u ask me, i'd hint at one convo between me the bee and kk the kukka. it goes as follows:
me: heeeeyyyy kittanaaaaaa, wasssuup, hows uuuuu???!! \O/.
dog (yes, he's earnestly earned that long-standing title from ybhow, finally): heyy, jalebi exams aypoyaaye, fiiinally! thanu inka fullly freee ^~^ <3>
me: erm..!
the gang wud agree that we've had enuf of the BC. bum couple, ppl! so let's move on to the next segment..which is...jalebi!
(NB: yes, k2..you, individually, come across as a pair. so all that was typed was about was about you alone. yes again, u have no identity anymore!! so no talk of kk cinemas or ur classic Ts n deos n playboy watch from begum bazaar n ur machoness here. if u somehow show up again in this post, that's coz i want more of bashing u.)
so..jalebi. btw, guys remember delhi 6? now forget it. deeni gurinchi cheppaalantey..hmmm..energy waste gurinchi aalochisthunnaa. elaago idi post chesthundi ikkada. first post lo ne single picture ni back-to-back choosina feel vacchesthundi janaalaki. ainaa edo try chestha.
deeni 1st quality..vaagudu. 2nd quality..being kk's gf. rest all incidents n events in our common lives are bcoz of the interplay of these two traits of hers. simple. for example, scene 143: me, aru, kk in car. waiting 4 jlb 2 grace the occasion b4 im sent off for 2 months. so the cat woman arrives n rushes to the nearby local deity's temple to pray. kk grows impatient n keeps peeping out of the car to check (out) on her. she's seen rushing back 2 the car. kk verifies this piece of visual insight by asking me if i can c her returning. i say yes. aru bum bhai remarks, 'dude, y dont u go check it for urself?'. kk..dorikindi kadaa chance ani, naa kodukuu!!! car vadilesi paaripoindu..parigetthukuntuu, 10 feet away unna universal goddess ni receive cheskodaaniki..mysamma temple nunchi. :|
arubhai..veedi gurinchi entha thakkuva chepthey antha manchidi. endukantey nenem cheppinaa edo oka strong remark, satirical gaano, irritated gaano, rhetorical gaano anesthaadu. naaku naa childhood instincts valla bhayam kuda vesthundi. already ekkuva cheppesaa! btw..gym pothundu kurraadu..n kurraadu kaabatti porilani piccha check out chesthundu! but adeyyy ram gopal varma expression tho. :|
ybhow. chaddi dost. rock bottom diya mujhe, saala. 3rd standard mein. main isko nahin maar paati thi sahi tareeke se. so iski behen ko peetti thi! n often got a free show of hindi tv serial of bhai-behen bandhan. in school auto, that too. ek dhang ka silent killer hai inu..koti mein baithe-baithe UK mein settle ho jaara. matter settle bhi karraa! just when u wonder why he's still a kid, heoffers help with maintaining a long-distance-relationship. main isku itnaa daantti rahi, maarti rahi, yeh bhi kabhi-kabhi feel hua (this kabhi-kabhi was bina vajeh..like nikki tasting his lunch in 10th stnd)..but in spite of that, banda hamesha hanste rehta (n this USED TO annoy me!), plus job offers dete rehta. crazy! jab isku naukri mili naa hamaare infosys mein..tab mere dad bole..'chusava, pillakaayanu thiduthaa untivi fone lo..ippudu choodu entha pedda vaadu aipoinaado..'. it was an emotional moment. :,(
nikki. aka sreeki. veedini choosaake thelisindi, abbaayilaki kuda oka level lo mood swings untaayani. it was popular opinion that he n rajat got married when they stopped talking to the rest of the class around 8th standard. i'd add to this fact that, due to the changing orientation of the subject, the bondage couldn't last long. rajat's, however, is a different, sad story.
so back 2 nikki..since his changed orientation, he's been falling for every walking, talking XX chromosome carrier. balancing out on past. u know it's the limit when he had shriya's pic on orkut or something. maata lo oka saari ammaayi, inko saari saaraayi anakuntey veediki roju gadavadu. yo-thing ani feel aypothaadu. malli, evaro junior psycho ammaayiki prob vasthey budda pillagaallu evil dead choosinantha level lo oka nela bhayapadipothaadu. so kid of the gang veede. kaani so-so ani decide aipovaddu. bike mast fast naduputhadu (remember that scooty thaatha, nikky? u successfully overtook him that day, at the last minute). car kuda undi poragaani kaada! :P 'what the rock!' music antey 'praanam' antaadu. basically, yo-yo! bindaass!
lakshanamaina 16 annas telugu girl paduchu..nihari bhupathi raju. 90s cricket choosina vaallaki deenni choosthey 'kamaan, kamaan kamaan, rraaajjuu!' ani pilavadam convenient untundi. gola gang andarilo deeni peru maathramey full ga raasaanantey aa peru lo ni punch, power emito artham ayyuntundi meeku. cheppakkharledu. oka saari by mistake (inkenno saarlu kaavaalani) punch chesaanu. appudu naaku oohinchaleni reethilo asalu punch. so jaagrattha.
btw ka ki deergham isthey kaa, ka ni vangobedithey koo, ka ni niharika nunchi theesesthey nihari. mind it!
btw 2: idii, nenu 2nd stnd auto lo luggage paina koorchuni okarikaru 'love stories' cheppukuni adedo A movie choosesinatha feel aipoyevaallam. kaastha peddayaaka artham aindi adi naaku prema desam story, nenu daaniki premantey idera story cheppukunnaamani.
btw 3: (raashtram lo ekaika) jagapathi babu fan. ('his voice is so manly yaaa...!')
ika btwlu aipoyaay..time chusara..2:33 am. mushti vedhavallaaraa! kashta padi ikkada raasthuu unnaa mee entertainment kosam. 1st post ki innkkaaa reply raale. thu!
back 2 nihari: deenni eppudu choosinaa naaku edo oka telugu paata gurthosthundi. bomma geesinattuntundi. style kuda baa koduthundi. koncham ayomayam :P adey speciality! andukeynemo..girls college lo kuda full fans deeniki :D (kottakey!!). picchi maalokam..hot chocolate powder dabbaa okati ippisthey chaalu life settle aipoinantha feeling isthundi. avid reader. sudden gaa gurthocchindi i used to genuinely hate her in school days ani!! not very different from her side too. malli ilaa friends elaa aipoyaamey..??! poni le..long live chocolate..hot or cold!
ivaaltikinthey thammullu! next post varaku, regina spektor paadina US vinukuntuu bathikeyyandi.
o engineerlu! tell to me no, how to put these photoes wherever i want on the post ya! pls ya! then only this page will look good, u see..
btw 4..reply/response lekuntey kosthaa biddaa!
-bee
the 2nd post
k, now that you guys have conveniently missed out on the chance to make the 1st post happening already, i shall take up the endeavour to go on with the 2nd. lame asses u all..even final xams arent a gud enuf reason for ur cheapness..come on, saturday nyt!!
yo chichaa!
this post is here and this way, only coz u people took me lite. i, of all the people, (as usual), burst the idea out. and even went to the extent of typing some 4-page-long smses to you ALL! this, u wud recognize, was a TASK that i performed. u ppl wud only sit n clap, asses! n after a mere few months, wud say 'aah, it's all talk, no work!'. am offended!! so this post.
hence this is officially the inauguration of the blog. OUR blog. yaaayyy!! yes, i can hear the applause, u r welcome!
-bee (yes, that's what ure supposed to call me here!)
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