Saturday 8 May 2010

US





no, it's not about the foreign destination of the bum couple. or rather, 'oh-so-into-each-other' couple. im sure the Dollar Dream Jodi (wow, DDJ!)..(rather, DD Lame J, just so that it bcomes DDLJ) read it as the United States and started mid-nite dreaming. if they read it in the day, id still win by changing it to the time zone they'd soon end up at. happily ever after.

but the sad part that always has to precede the happy ending is the drama. like knowing that this could probably b the last time u meet ur langoti dost b4 he leaves for the US. n having to wait for 4 hrs to adjust with a 1hr meet..which was originally intended to b a day out. n all these, coz of the Deeply n Desperate in Jolly Love couple's print-out problems. :X ask the next expendable (arubhai) about it. if u ask me, i'd hint at one convo between me the bee and kk the kukka. it goes as follows:

me: heeeeyyyy kittanaaaaaa, wasssuup, hows uuuuu???!! \O/.
dog (yes, he's earnestly earned that long-standing title from ybhow, finally): heyy, jalebi exams aypoyaaye, fiiinally! thanu inka fullly freee ^~^ <3>
me: erm..!

the gang wud agree that we've had enuf of the BC. bum couple, ppl! so let's move on to the next segment..which is...jalebi!
(NB: yes, k2..you, individually, come across as a pair. so all that was typed was about was about you alone. yes again, u have no identity anymore!! so no talk of kk cinemas or ur classic Ts n deos n playboy watch from begum bazaar n ur machoness here. if u somehow show up again in this post, that's coz i want more of bashing u.)
so..jalebi. btw, guys remember delhi 6? now forget it. deeni gurinchi cheppaalantey..hmmm..energy waste gurinchi aalochisthunnaa. elaago idi post chesthundi ikkada. first post lo ne single picture ni back-to-back choosina feel vacchesthundi janaalaki. ainaa edo try chestha.
deeni 1st quality..vaagudu. 2nd quality..being kk's gf. rest all incidents n events in our common lives are bcoz of the interplay of these two traits of hers. simple. for example, scene 143: me, aru, kk in car. waiting 4 jlb 2 grace the occasion b4 im sent off for 2 months. so the cat woman arrives n rushes to the nearby local deity's temple to pray. kk grows impatient n keeps peeping out of the car to check (out) on her. she's seen rushing back 2 the car. kk verifies this piece of visual insight by asking me if i can c her returning. i say yes. aru bum bhai remarks, 'dude, y dont u go check it for urself?'. kk..dorikindi kadaa chance ani, naa kodukuu!!! car vadilesi paaripoindu..parigetthukuntuu, 10 feet away unna universal goddess ni receive cheskodaaniki..mysamma temple nunchi. :|

arubhai..veedi gurinchi entha thakkuva chepthey antha manchidi. endukantey nenem cheppinaa edo oka strong remark, satirical gaano, irritated gaano, rhetorical gaano anesthaadu. naaku naa childhood instincts valla bhayam kuda vesthundi. already ekkuva cheppesaa! btw..gym pothundu kurraadu..n kurraadu kaabatti porilani piccha check out chesthundu! but adeyyy ram gopal varma expression tho. :|

ybhow. chaddi dost. rock bottom diya mujhe, saala. 3rd standard mein. main isko nahin maar paati thi sahi tareeke se. so iski behen ko peetti thi! n often got a free show of hindi tv serial of bhai-behen bandhan. in school auto, that too. ek dhang ka silent killer hai inu..koti mein baithe-baithe UK mein settle ho jaara. matter settle bhi karraa! just when u wonder why he's still a kid, heoffers help with maintaining a long-distance-relationship. main isku itnaa daantti rahi, maarti rahi, yeh bhi kabhi-kabhi feel hua (this kabhi-kabhi was bina vajeh..like nikki tasting his lunch in 10th stnd)..but in spite of that, banda hamesha hanste rehta (n this USED TO annoy me!), plus job offers dete rehta. crazy! jab isku naukri mili naa hamaare infosys mein..tab mere dad bole..'chusava, pillakaayanu thiduthaa untivi fone lo..ippudu choodu entha pedda vaadu aipoinaado..'. it was an emotional moment. :,(

nikki. aka sreeki. veedini choosaake thelisindi, abbaayilaki kuda oka level lo mood swings untaayani. it was popular opinion that he n rajat got married when they stopped talking to the rest of the class around 8th standard. i'd add to this fact that, due to the changing orientation of the subject, the bondage couldn't last long. rajat's, however, is a different, sad story.
so back 2 nikki..since his changed orientation, he's been falling for every walking, talking XX chromosome carrier. balancing out on past. u know it's the limit when he had shriya's pic on orkut or something. maata lo oka saari ammaayi, inko saari saaraayi anakuntey veediki roju gadavadu. yo-thing ani feel aypothaadu. malli, evaro junior psycho ammaayiki prob vasthey budda pillagaallu evil dead choosinantha level lo oka nela bhayapadipothaadu. so kid of the gang veede. kaani so-so ani decide aipovaddu. bike mast fast naduputhadu (remember that scooty thaatha, nikky? u successfully overtook him that day, at the last minute). car kuda undi poragaani kaada! :P 'what the rock!' music antey 'praanam' antaadu. basically, yo-yo! bindaass!

lakshanamaina 16 annas telugu girl paduchu..nihari bhupathi raju. 90s cricket choosina vaallaki deenni choosthey 'kamaan, kamaan kamaan, rraaajjuu!' ani pilavadam convenient untundi. gola gang andarilo deeni peru maathramey full ga raasaanantey aa peru lo ni punch, power emito artham ayyuntundi meeku. cheppakkharledu. oka saari by mistake (inkenno saarlu kaavaalani) punch chesaanu. appudu naaku oohinchaleni reethilo asalu punch. so jaagrattha.
btw ka ki deergham isthey kaa, ka ni vangobedithey koo, ka ni niharika nunchi theesesthey nihari. mind it!
btw 2: idii, nenu 2nd stnd auto lo luggage paina koorchuni okarikaru 'love stories' cheppukuni adedo A movie choosesinatha feel aipoyevaallam. kaastha peddayaaka artham aindi adi naaku prema desam story, nenu daaniki premantey idera story cheppukunnaamani.
btw 3: (raashtram lo ekaika) jagapathi babu fan. ('his voice is so manly yaaa...!')
ika btwlu aipoyaay..time chusara..2:33 am. mushti vedhavallaaraa! kashta padi ikkada raasthuu unnaa mee entertainment kosam. 1st post ki innkkaaa reply raale. thu!
back 2 nihari: deenni eppudu choosinaa naaku edo oka telugu paata gurthosthundi. bomma geesinattuntundi. style kuda baa koduthundi. koncham ayomayam :P adey speciality! andukeynemo..girls college lo kuda full fans deeniki :D (kottakey!!). picchi maalokam..hot chocolate powder dabbaa okati ippisthey chaalu life settle aipoinantha feeling isthundi. avid reader. sudden gaa gurthocchindi i used to genuinely hate her in school days ani!! not very different from her side too. malli ilaa friends elaa aipoyaamey..??! poni le..long live chocolate..hot or cold!

ivaaltikinthey thammullu! next post varaku, regina spektor paadina US vinukuntuu bathikeyyandi.
o engineerlu! tell to me no, how to put these photoes wherever i want on the post ya! pls ya! then only this page will look good, u see..
btw 4..reply/response lekuntey kosthaa biddaa!

-bee

9 comments:

  1. overall I would rate this post ....hmmmm 4 stars out of 5....its wrong factually at some places....thoda technically bhi wrong hai and hmmmm itna kaafi hai hahahahaha(that devilish laugh).....

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  2. Iam deeply immensely hurt...how how is Nihari Jagapathibabu's fan!! give me a break :P
    Forget about manly voice he walks as if his joints and watever stuff is replaced by iron rods which constrict his movements in all dimensions possible....:P :P

    And Abhi the delay caused can be Solely and wholely contributed only to me chitti :***
    We planned to gift you something and went out to shop together but my project stuff badly ended up intruding in all of our schedules and its a lame excuse but inevitable one.Iam damn guilty for snatching away those few hours from you :(

    papam usko maaf kardo re,pillagadu mast feel aithundu already about that :** na bujji kada, na sexily smiling short and hot chick kada.

    And And I promise you Kitts(&I :P ) will pakka pakka meetb4 we leave,even if we have to come to jaipur,raipur,bahadurpur or watever pur for that :)


    Love you :) :) :)

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  3. aaahh lloovvee love love love lloovvee!!
    :** jalebi, and kittuu :P:D
    emannaa support aa, emannaa recommendation aa! last few lines lo punch chesaav kadey! :,(
    btw..bahadurpur idea baagundey. settle cheddaam!

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  4. :) uff nice that I succeeded in soothing u ;):)

    P.s. All's well that ends well.

    :D :D :D

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  5. Finally!!! The BLOGBUSTER of this season is here...... All Hail the Kreator KABHIGNA.... And the Inaugural post was better than expected.... and this time no rhetorical/irritable or satirical comments.... so pandaga sesesuko bujji....

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  6. am sorry for my delay abi ;-( ededo plan chesa wrk out kaale aaroju grr...i am incapable of making a cute puppy face... cliche ayipoyna chakram dialouge kodtunnaa...kammaann ismmiilleee smilleee smiilleee smilllleeeee...:->

    btw jagapathi baabu part i totally support niha...he is the real evergreen blue sometimes even purple hero of our times...

    arubhai's looks are wat made iyyar come really in close quarters[no reference to smirnoff kingfisher> to him...and yea..."the advantage of sodabuddi for indirect cheking out of haaatt chicks" ane 300 page article raasina ganatha vidike chandutundi B-)

    VB ek soch hai...uske baare main jitna bhi likho kam hai...UK kya...mozambique babes ni hyd nunchi control chese sattha vadiki undi annatam em matramu atishayokti kaadu~!@<

    nikki i would really like to see ur comments on dis one :D!!!

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  7. and images part...4 orientations ga matrame petkovachu its not word...its a blog :P

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  8. tinto, i thought u were nihari, thanks 2 the 1st post comment.

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  9. extremely sorry for the delay.... ejjams start inaka... mind dobindi! and yay!!! i am proud to be J.B's fan ya! nijanganey voice mast untadi!
    kittu levee lo comments manaki raavu gaani! starting mast mast mast undi!
    avney... saaklet isthey saalu... what's d point in being an adult when u can't be a kid sometimes!

    aand ya... @ school times.. i din't hate you, never. i hated the fact that we couldn't be together!

    @kittu... abhi oka matter marachithivi... kittu's first encounter with me.... i hit a fellow in our class .. "peru gurthuku ravatley"... becoz he was troubling kittu.! nenu pekkina pekkuduki...vaadi sangathi emo gaani... ki2 mast shock ayindu! :D

    and and wat abt lachi's regular pulihora lunch rey! his staple food! :)

    and abhi, your einsteinish idea at eating idli...(resembles our poop-corn experience on my b'day) actually at that point i was quite impressed by it & told my parents u were a genius.!!
    now, i understand what u mean by calling me "erri maalokam" :) :D


    i'll join in after ejjams! forgive me there! my fb status wud elaborate on my present condition! :) :D :*
    MISS YA!

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