didnt want to post it in FB..... too many relatives and sister ofcourse.... but, wanted to share this info... so here it is... a new statement.... and its my own... ok...!!!
to the female members, this is addressed to the guys alone... kindly take it as a joke... no offense intended... :D
"Stop Diluting your next generation! Lets make brighter children from Richer and Denser Sperms- Save Semen, Stop Masturbation!!!!" ;)
@ the male lot..... when i say its a joke, its a joke only... dont take it seriously... or else you will end up writing a new saga "Me and My Sexual Frustrations"... :D
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
Wednesday, 27 October 2010
Me and MY Frustrations- Part 5
"Belief! I had tremendous respect for this word. I always believed in the things I did, even when I know they were wrong. Some call it making poor choices; I say that it is just their own perspective. If you believe in what you do, nothing else matters. A simple belief, when commonly practiced by a larger group, which accepts the terms and respects the faith, forms a religion. And we know, every religion has its own God, otherwise known as Perspective or Viewpoint."
Thinking why I wrote this crap?
Since I did not have any articles to write today, I spent my day, finishing Dan Brown's most celebrated, latest book, The Lost Symbol. "Believe" me, I am Lost (mentally). Hence, the above paragraph!
What a beep book man?!?!?! Phew!!! 250 pages of actual story + 150 pages of history (American) + 50 pages for the Mason brotherhood + 50 for Flashbacks of every individual…… If one reads every page, every para, every line and every freaking word in this book, you will wonder how can Dan "UP Urs" Brown write hundreds of pages of unwanted, unrelated, repeated, irritated stuff? But, when I tried writing the lines above, I realized, "Hey! No big deal! All u need to do is BLAH BLAH BLAH… and BLAH…"
And the lines in every chapter (atleast b4 the end of the chapter) in the book go something like this….
"Aravind just finished eating. Over eating, in fact. Unable to comprehend the extra food, his digestive system is in total chaos. He is now making strolls on the roof and that’s when, the chemical reactions in his stomach started acting violently and the unthinkable happened"
He Burped!
Order from Chaos!
Add a Latin or Greek phrase here….
Don’t think that’s gross!! Seriously!! If you read the book, you will understand my PAIN. Actually, share it too… :p for those who survived this 509 pages of "The LOST" saga, and yet found it to be Dan (mo***la) Brown's ultimate thriller, you guys (or gals) have a different PERSPECTIVE.. that’s all… no hard feelings ya!
Disclaimer- the Content of this article is simply to express my frustration. Not directed against any individual. Not even against Danny… :D any resemblance with my state of mind with the reader is no coincidence (The book sucked, big time!). For those outsiders who want to voice against this publishing (screw u! this is a friends only blog, so no trespassing)… and friends, u r free to comment…
Thinking why I wrote this crap?
Since I did not have any articles to write today, I spent my day, finishing Dan Brown's most celebrated, latest book, The Lost Symbol. "Believe" me, I am Lost (mentally). Hence, the above paragraph!
What a beep book man?!?!?! Phew!!! 250 pages of actual story + 150 pages of history (American) + 50 pages for the Mason brotherhood + 50 for Flashbacks of every individual…… If one reads every page, every para, every line and every freaking word in this book, you will wonder how can Dan "UP Urs" Brown write hundreds of pages of unwanted, unrelated, repeated, irritated stuff? But, when I tried writing the lines above, I realized, "Hey! No big deal! All u need to do is BLAH BLAH BLAH… and BLAH…"
And the lines in every chapter (atleast b4 the end of the chapter) in the book go something like this….
"Aravind just finished eating. Over eating, in fact. Unable to comprehend the extra food, his digestive system is in total chaos. He is now making strolls on the roof and that’s when, the chemical reactions in his stomach started acting violently and the unthinkable happened"
He Burped!
Order from Chaos!
Add a Latin or Greek phrase here….
Don’t think that’s gross!! Seriously!! If you read the book, you will understand my PAIN. Actually, share it too… :p for those who survived this 509 pages of "The LOST" saga, and yet found it to be Dan (mo***la) Brown's ultimate thriller, you guys (or gals) have a different PERSPECTIVE.. that’s all… no hard feelings ya!
Disclaimer- the Content of this article is simply to express my frustration. Not directed against any individual. Not even against Danny… :D any resemblance with my state of mind with the reader is no coincidence (The book sucked, big time!). For those outsiders who want to voice against this publishing (screw u! this is a friends only blog, so no trespassing)… and friends, u r free to comment…
Sunday, 5 September 2010
done with the campus connect...free for abt 4-5 days...then off to KERELA...have to come back n do some shopping for infy...nt to forget there is this MEDICAL CHECK-UP that i have to do :(
these 20 days r gonna b awesome for me ppl...
am eager to go to infy now more than ever...as i have got a great reason now more than ever...
LOVE is in the air for me...nt sure as usual...being single is the best but then again i want to b single having a gal taking care of me...can that b possible..?
yes n i know i can find that type of relation...
for once in my life am nt some gal's JUST BEST FRND and i am liking it :)
WISH ME LUCK PPL...1st time am in love for more than 15 days \m/
these 20 days r gonna b awesome for me ppl...
am eager to go to infy now more than ever...as i have got a great reason now more than ever...
LOVE is in the air for me...nt sure as usual...being single is the best but then again i want to b single having a gal taking care of me...can that b possible..?
yes n i know i can find that type of relation...
for once in my life am nt some gal's JUST BEST FRND and i am liking it :)
WISH ME LUCK PPL...1st time am in love for more than 15 days \m/
Tuesday, 3 August 2010
antharangalu..tidi tidi < music> anantha manasa chadarangalu..tiditidi < more music>
Moving to Kansas is not as difficult as I imagined, atleast so far. Synchronously, I terribly miss my parents,Krishna,Sai. I loved it when abhi,bhow and nikki came to the airport to see us off. Pratima and deepthi came over to my place to bid me adieu and I quickly entrusted dem my last minute luggage packing job. Great to hav frens around wen u need dem the most ;)
Now I am in Manhattan, Kansas n Shifting into my apartment tomorrow. I hav never ever been on my own b4 and I wonder how it is gng to be lyk in near future. Well as u all knw Iam MAD and I fear I will remain so no matter where Iam. Y do I blabber? y do I hav to be utterly candid all tyms? uff may be its a genetic disorder or watever. So as expected I hav started to face troubles due to my irrational thinking ( just a sec!do i ever think b4 saying!), blabbering. Oh did I mention my habit of unintentionally and occasionally hurting ppl lingers around! oh i hate it! bla bla blu blu. Iam boring myself now, enuf of me :)
The weather at manhattan is cruelly hot, as hot as 120 F. It gets dark around 9 pm and sometyms I feel as if evenings are stolen by nature. Anyways I loove KSU and my Snrs here are helpful. For inside story and gossip wait till I get my cell. Till den take good care of urselves.
Now I am in Manhattan, Kansas n Shifting into my apartment tomorrow. I hav never ever been on my own b4 and I wonder how it is gng to be lyk in near future. Well as u all knw Iam MAD and I fear I will remain so no matter where Iam. Y do I blabber? y do I hav to be utterly candid all tyms? uff may be its a genetic disorder or watever. So as expected I hav started to face troubles due to my irrational thinking ( just a sec!do i ever think b4 saying!), blabbering. Oh did I mention my habit of unintentionally and occasionally hurting ppl lingers around! oh i hate it! bla bla blu blu. Iam boring myself now, enuf of me :)
The weather at manhattan is cruelly hot, as hot as 120 F. It gets dark around 9 pm and sometyms I feel as if evenings are stolen by nature. Anyways I loove KSU and my Snrs here are helpful. For inside story and gossip wait till I get my cell. Till den take good care of urselves.
Saturday, 17 July 2010
Y ppl luv Calvin and Hobbes
Jus read this from the Calvin and Hobbes Collection......
Calvin: What is a PRONOUN Hobbes?
Hobbes: uhh... A noun which has lost its Amateur Status.
:D :p roflmao.....
Calvin: What is a PRONOUN Hobbes?
Hobbes: uhh... A noun which has lost its Amateur Status.
:D :p roflmao.....
Sunday, 11 July 2010
Highway to HELL!!!
This is a true incident.... Any resemblance to anybody's experience is a shear coincidence.....
9:30am reporting time at Indur Inst of Engg & Tech, Ponnala Village, Siddipet Mandal, Medak.... Yeah! Thats was my TOEFL center... Me and Akki booked our slots there....
Initial plans were to go by bus, and we needed to catch one at JBS!!! My mom was like "5:42am to 7:26am DURMUHURTAM ra"..... So, I bucked up and woke around 4:30am to leave the house by 5:35am max.... asked my dad to drop me off at Akki's place....we wanted to board the 6:30am Erra Bus.....
I didnt kno, my dad had to do a special pooja that day..... He started the pooja at 5:20am and time flew by, before i realized it was 6am already... I was so pissed off and in between my mom says, "Hanuman Chalisa chaduvu" every 2 mins..... I lost my cool and dragged my dad out of the house..... i was getting late right?...... however, my dad thought that his TRAIN (timed to depart at 7:10am from sec'bd, which was half an hour away at that time) was more important than my TOEFL exam and he asked me to drop him off at station and then go to Akki's place..... WTH! I got out in "durmuhurtam", am running late as it ease....so i didnt care......
Upon reaching Akki's place I got to kno.... We were going by CAR.... I was relieved!!!!
We hit the road.... since it was morning i didnt expect much traffic... but the shamirpet to medak highway was fairly busy..... the road side sites were soooo verrrry EYE Soothing u kno..... As they put up milestone every km, there was an Accident Vehicle, completely and thoroughly squashed, every 10km...... akki was driving so far (the coll is 93km from his place) on a highway for the first time....That irked enough..... Am not much of a believer in auspicious times and all... but, for some reason the "durmuhurtam" kept cropping up in my mind.... to top it all, the car stereo was playing Aerosmith's "Highway to Hell"!!!!!.... Just imagine the irony.....
Anyways, we reached the place very early, took a nap and checked out a few babes...including an Iranian One (God! She was HOT! Nicki ga... miss ayinav ra).... and travelled back safely.. made a couple of stops at Alankritha (a nice hang out place guys... we shud go sometime....) to have an apple pie and at Vack's (another cool place to hang out with friends...) we had an awesum pastry.. the FUN BOX*......
Finally, Reached my house, safe and sound!!! Phew!!! :)
P.S- If there is anybody wondering y this long post is not an issue of "Me and My frustrations", then let me tell u that i was not one bit frustrated... nope!!! .... I WAS SHIT SCARED DAMN IT!!!! And while coming back we saw couple of fresh accident vehicles, which were not there in the morning when we drove by... and that time we were playing MJ's Dangerous song..... :p
*A fun box is a pastry contained in a box, made of CHOCOLATE... even the lid is made of Chocolate... so the complete box is edible and its priced only Rs.60....Guess that triggered off the Tastebuds of the CHOCO maniacs of our group.... :p
9:30am reporting time at Indur Inst of Engg & Tech, Ponnala Village, Siddipet Mandal, Medak.... Yeah! Thats was my TOEFL center... Me and Akki booked our slots there....
Initial plans were to go by bus, and we needed to catch one at JBS!!! My mom was like "5:42am to 7:26am DURMUHURTAM ra"..... So, I bucked up and woke around 4:30am to leave the house by 5:35am max.... asked my dad to drop me off at Akki's place....we wanted to board the 6:30am Erra Bus.....
I didnt kno, my dad had to do a special pooja that day..... He started the pooja at 5:20am and time flew by, before i realized it was 6am already... I was so pissed off and in between my mom says, "Hanuman Chalisa chaduvu" every 2 mins..... I lost my cool and dragged my dad out of the house..... i was getting late right?...... however, my dad thought that his TRAIN (timed to depart at 7:10am from sec'bd, which was half an hour away at that time) was more important than my TOEFL exam and he asked me to drop him off at station and then go to Akki's place..... WTH! I got out in "durmuhurtam", am running late as it ease....so i didnt care......
Upon reaching Akki's place I got to kno.... We were going by CAR.... I was relieved!!!!
We hit the road.... since it was morning i didnt expect much traffic... but the shamirpet to medak highway was fairly busy..... the road side sites were soooo verrrry EYE Soothing u kno..... As they put up milestone every km, there was an Accident Vehicle, completely and thoroughly squashed, every 10km...... akki was driving so far (the coll is 93km from his place) on a highway for the first time....That irked enough..... Am not much of a believer in auspicious times and all... but, for some reason the "durmuhurtam" kept cropping up in my mind.... to top it all, the car stereo was playing Aerosmith's "Highway to Hell"!!!!!.... Just imagine the irony.....
Anyways, we reached the place very early, took a nap and checked out a few babes...including an Iranian One (God! She was HOT! Nicki ga... miss ayinav ra).... and travelled back safely.. made a couple of stops at Alankritha (a nice hang out place guys... we shud go sometime....) to have an apple pie and at Vack's (another cool place to hang out with friends...) we had an awesum pastry.. the FUN BOX*......
Finally, Reached my house, safe and sound!!! Phew!!! :)
P.S- If there is anybody wondering y this long post is not an issue of "Me and My frustrations", then let me tell u that i was not one bit frustrated... nope!!! .... I WAS SHIT SCARED DAMN IT!!!! And while coming back we saw couple of fresh accident vehicles, which were not there in the morning when we drove by... and that time we were playing MJ's Dangerous song..... :p
*A fun box is a pastry contained in a box, made of CHOCOLATE... even the lid is made of Chocolate... so the complete box is edible and its priced only Rs.60....Guess that triggered off the Tastebuds of the CHOCO maniacs of our group.... :p
Monday, 5 July 2010
Bangalore Trip!!!
Pros- Too good weather, nice room and good neighbourhood, pretty gals, tasty food and cool trasport facilities.... :p
Cons- Train arrived late, a lil lingo probs, shops closed by 10pm @ Jayanagar and we couldnt stay for another day bcos of the Bharath Bandh!
Cons- Train arrived late, a lil lingo probs, shops closed by 10pm @ Jayanagar and we couldnt stay for another day bcos of the Bharath Bandh!
Thursday, 1 July 2010
Me and My Frustration Part 4- Screw ‘em UP!
First, I guess I should stop giving job alerts to ppl…. Seriously! I keep giving messages, sending sms and call ppl to tell them about an opportunity and they don’t reciprocate the gesture when they kno of any recruitment drive….. Bloody greedy lot!
Second, I got 74.95%.... F*cking crazy man…. Jus 0.05% away from the magical number!!! :( lost the chance to attend a recruitment drive today….
Thrid, our Bangalore trip has gone to the dogs…. Initially, 8 ppl were supposed to go, and now only two ppl are boarding the train tomor……
Fourth, got Toefl exam on 10th and am shit scary…. Thanks to the unnerving and angry statements of my mum..... she sternly says “Anta overconfidence undakudadu Aravind”…. this dialogue multiplied by 20 times = Aravind has ended up with no confidence at all…. :p
Fifth, that asshole of a lecturer, our project guide, left the coll, but left a WILL, to confront our batch for taking back our 4000 worth BLOWERS and then not to give us certificates until we get the coll atleast a cheap qlty one….. bloody gay bastard!!!….. it seems he is still in hyd… gonna pay him a visit with our blowers to pump (err blow) some air in him… at full blow power… 3.5 cu. Cm. volume…. Air velocity 14m/s and motor rpm 14,000….. A COMPLETE BLOW JOB!!! :p :p….
Finally, falling short of money…. Banjara bhoomini vaana kaatesinattu…… Karuvu pradesanini vadili valasapoyinattu……. Dabbu naa deggara ninchi karigi poye…. Where is the damn money for the articles I’ve written I say?!?!?!?
Second, I got 74.95%.... F*cking crazy man…. Jus 0.05% away from the magical number!!! :( lost the chance to attend a recruitment drive today….
Thrid, our Bangalore trip has gone to the dogs…. Initially, 8 ppl were supposed to go, and now only two ppl are boarding the train tomor……
Fourth, got Toefl exam on 10th and am shit scary…. Thanks to the unnerving and angry statements of my mum..... she sternly says “Anta overconfidence undakudadu Aravind”…. this dialogue multiplied by 20 times = Aravind has ended up with no confidence at all…. :p
Fifth, that asshole of a lecturer, our project guide, left the coll, but left a WILL, to confront our batch for taking back our 4000 worth BLOWERS and then not to give us certificates until we get the coll atleast a cheap qlty one….. bloody gay bastard!!!….. it seems he is still in hyd… gonna pay him a visit with our blowers to pump (err blow) some air in him… at full blow power… 3.5 cu. Cm. volume…. Air velocity 14m/s and motor rpm 14,000….. A COMPLETE BLOW JOB!!! :p :p….
Finally, falling short of money…. Banjara bhoomini vaana kaatesinattu…… Karuvu pradesanini vadili valasapoyinattu……. Dabbu naa deggara ninchi karigi poye…. Where is the damn money for the articles I’ve written I say?!?!?!?
Monday, 28 June 2010
To lux papa with lovee...
Do post your valuable comments on this post...
BTW seeyy abhi a.k.a BEE...... found this in your book(john Gresham novel!)! detail explanation is invited :->
Sunday, 27 June 2010
Wednesday, 23 June 2010
Nilallo kappa....chetilo chippaaa...
when the going gets boring....switch on the music and strt loosing inhibitions....
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
impressed!
this is the spirit, people! aise hi chalaate raho blog ko :) chooda mucchata gaa undi!
-bee :)
-bee :)
Oh Shit.. Not Again!!!!
Yeah! Thats the book u guys gave me for my b'day.... But, obviously I ain't talking abt the book here..
(b4 u continue any further, pls go thru "me and my frustrations part 3")
Addressing KK-
NEE YABBA REY...!!!!! DASH DASH GA.... Y DID WE HAVE TO GO TO "GVK ONE" AGAIN BAY??????
Addressing the audience-
Yeah! That ass took me to Inox to watch The Karate Kid to that damn, sleazy, extravagant and most costliest fucking mall again.... Hence, OH Shit, Not Again!
(b4 u continue any further, pls go thru "me and my frustrations part 3")
Addressing KK-
NEE YABBA REY...!!!!! DASH DASH GA.... Y DID WE HAVE TO GO TO "GVK ONE" AGAIN BAY??????
Addressing the audience-
Yeah! That ass took me to Inox to watch The Karate Kid to that damn, sleazy, extravagant and most costliest fucking mall again.... Hence, OH Shit, Not Again!
Monday, 21 June 2010
Thursday, 17 June 2010
Friday, 11 June 2010
Monday, 7 June 2010
Thursday, 3 June 2010
alternate reporting
BREAKING NEWS: Mr. Asoori Maringanti Krishna Kant gets visa. Reporter: jalebi
original msg: 'yea yea my guy got visa :D max' :| max.
FLASH FLASH!! Ms. Josyula Lakshmi Bhanu Haritha gets visa. Reporter: kk
original msg: 'hey pratima, arvind, vibby, abhi, nikki, avinash, shanky..guys i got got visa visa visa yeaaaaaaa : ) -haritha' :| :|.
Via channel SMS :X
original msg: 'yea yea my guy got visa :D max' :| max.
FLASH FLASH!! Ms. Josyula Lakshmi Bhanu Haritha gets visa. Reporter: kk
original msg: 'hey pratima, arvind, vibby, abhi, nikki, avinash, shanky..guys i got got visa visa visa yeaaaaaaa : ) -haritha' :| :|.
Via channel SMS :X
Sunday, 16 May 2010
Creativity
Damn the creativity on the header pic has overflown to a level that ordinary mortals like me are left expressionless :D :D
Me and My frustration: Part 3: Its Just not my day!!!!
Only two ppl know about "Me and My Frustration" series... and here is the third part......
16-05-2010, Finally got the chance to get out and do some 'gaali tirugudu' (Airforce) with my friends.
11am- I get that FATEFUL call, and guess who called...... 'KK'........
KK- Mamaaaaa...... (u kno how he likes to drag this word when u lift the call)..... AUTOEXPO potunnam vastava?
Me- (With a "BETA mann main laddoo phuta" expression ...) Of course!!!!
KK- Ayite oka ganta la vacchai maa intiki..........
Me- Inko ganta kashtam ra...... i will miss the paradise biryani.....
KK- Lite ra....
Me- (Ah... wth!!!) sarle.... vastale......
12pm- My DAD calls gives the first blow... "arey nenu raataniki late avtadi gaani yedo okati teccheskondi from ALEX" .... (Gist: BIRYANI CANCEL)
Had to get parcel for mom and sis and I didnt have any coz i was getting late......
1pm- I reach KK's place with my CAM; cleared the memory and kept double set of Batteries, in case the Charge gets finished due to the excessive ON and OFF sessions at the Expo......
Nicky and Rishi- (this is the next blow) Arey AUTOEXPO la yemi undadu ra.... No MERC, BMWs, VWs, LAMBORGHINI or DUCATI or HD bikes or MODELS.. (emphasis on the last one....)... At max we will get to c a Honda City....
Me- WTF!?!?!??!?!....
KK- (mental paasha gadu call chesi cheppakunda, oopar se with that SARCASTIC laugh says...) Ippudu emi cheddam ra...
(This 'ippudu emi cheddam' dilemma continued our minds, "OUR" includes Aditya, Nicky, me, Zack, Harsha, Ravi.... Rishi was busy trying to send music files into Nicky's pen drive by playing it on mute... i dunno how it works..... how can anybody not use 'copy-paste' or 'send to' commands and send files to any storage drive by just playing the file(mute or unmute) and little less to be told about Kittanna... as usual he did not bother to take the pains to think... he just let the others do the thinking for him)...... phew!!! finally.... some ANGEL (guess it was Nicky... to the rescue) suggested lets go to GVK ONE -----Housefull movie!
2:30pm.... We parked the cars after perfroming some slight drifting stunts in that merry-go round type parking lot entry at GVK.....with the ZEN
And this Just wasnt my day..... (u can also say not our day.... hey, hang on!!!!... I missed my biryani too... so i suffered more.. :p)..... TICKETS for HOUSEFULL was housefull........!!!!!
Blasted again....!!!!
What next????
I simply moved away from the counter and concentrated more on my new found hobby.... checking out girls (must give it to GVK ......it does attract pretty good ones)..... and this had actually cheered up OUR bad moods a lil'l.... (only to make it worse... which i found out much later...)
Then the entire battalion had to undergo another stringent security check and march towards FOOD.... first choice was KFC!
And our Bad Luck was pretty Good today u kno... KFC was absolutely packed then.......
Disheartened, we moved to the Food Court and the bad luck was not bad anymore... it turned worse..... The Food Court was closed today... (Y??.... Kyun??? Enduku??? today of alll the days....).......
Then we encountered Subway somewhere in the midway.... but we just ignored it altogether.... there was another flickering in Nicky's brain and he declared... "CCD" (Cafe Coffee Day...)
However, KK spotted a Frankie stall and I ate a Chicken Chettinad Frankie (at last!!).... tasted ok!!!
At 3:00pm... we finished eating the frankie and were in search for some thirst quenchers.... and there it was.... KFC.... not in the front.... but right below us...
So, we carried ourselves and i ordered a BLACK MOJITO, which is like 45 bucks with tax....
it was definately not worth it.... its just Pepsi with pudina leaves and lime..... (F*ck man!!!.....Got screwed again).....
After finishing the drink, had some munchings, took pics and walked out....
then loittered in CROSSWORDS to buy a book, which the shop never heard of....
At 3:40pm KK planted a time bomb on my head...
KK- Arey 4pm movie ra.....
Me- ( seriously didnt see that coming...) Ippudu movieki veltunnama?
KK- avunu bey.....
Me- ye movie ra?
KK-RAMA RAMA KRISHNA KRISHNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me- WHAT? (Well it wasnt my day, so i just gave in....)
Rishi on the other hand made some excuse left for home (SMART MOVE Rishi... hats off to ur sixth sense....)
4pm- We all entered screen 6..... and guess where was our seating............ F*cking FRONT ROW...!!!!!!
The movie was a complete disaster (the supposedly best comedy scene brought only a smirk on my face..... nevertheless, the East Godavari ladies behind us and the Boy with the Girly laugh in the other corner of the row where almost in fits.......)
ZACK & ME were just sticking our butts to the seat and wanted to get over with the smacks at the earliest...... (Alas! this day was not letting me out of its dreadful clutches...) THE 3hr torture was successfully completed......
7:15pm..... After paying about Rs50/- for the parking, we left the premises, and i wowed never to set foot in this mall again...... (its too costly and the theater's sound system is bakhwass and there is no decent dining area for friends....)
Later Nicky, Zack and Ravi left...... leaving KK, Adi, Harsha and me.... Kk drove us all back to his house.... and there was a power cut in many parts of Hyderabad today...... but, thanks to the inverter extension at Kk's.... we had a conversation on many worldly and martian things and i left his place by 8:30pm....
I didnt get an Auto or Bus from Baghlingampalli...... Had to walk all the way home....
reached house at 9pm and guess what.... We had a power cut... (usually we never have a cut in Himayath Nagar, but TADA!!! this ain't my day...).....
Finally, at 10pm... got the current and i sit down to share my experience with u all......
P.S- I couldnt go to AutoExpo and I still did not have BIRYANI :( :( :(
MORALE LEARNT- "When Rape is invited, Lie back and Enjoy"!!!!!!!!
16-05-2010, Finally got the chance to get out and do some 'gaali tirugudu' (Airforce) with my friends.
11am- I get that FATEFUL call, and guess who called...... 'KK'........
KK- Mamaaaaa...... (u kno how he likes to drag this word when u lift the call)..... AUTOEXPO potunnam vastava?
Me- (With a "BETA mann main laddoo phuta" expression ...) Of course!!!!
KK- Ayite oka ganta la vacchai maa intiki..........
Me- Inko ganta kashtam ra...... i will miss the paradise biryani.....
KK- Lite ra....
Me- (Ah... wth!!!) sarle.... vastale......
12pm- My DAD calls gives the first blow... "arey nenu raataniki late avtadi gaani yedo okati teccheskondi from ALEX" .... (Gist: BIRYANI CANCEL)
Had to get parcel for mom and sis and I didnt have any coz i was getting late......
1pm- I reach KK's place with my CAM; cleared the memory and kept double set of Batteries, in case the Charge gets finished due to the excessive ON and OFF sessions at the Expo......
Nicky and Rishi- (this is the next blow) Arey AUTOEXPO la yemi undadu ra.... No MERC, BMWs, VWs, LAMBORGHINI or DUCATI or HD bikes or MODELS.. (emphasis on the last one....)... At max we will get to c a Honda City....
Me- WTF!?!?!??!?!....
KK- (mental paasha gadu call chesi cheppakunda, oopar se with that SARCASTIC laugh says...) Ippudu emi cheddam ra...
(This 'ippudu emi cheddam' dilemma continued our minds, "OUR" includes Aditya, Nicky, me, Zack, Harsha, Ravi.... Rishi was busy trying to send music files into Nicky's pen drive by playing it on mute... i dunno how it works..... how can anybody not use 'copy-paste' or 'send to' commands and send files to any storage drive by just playing the file(mute or unmute) and little less to be told about Kittanna... as usual he did not bother to take the pains to think... he just let the others do the thinking for him)...... phew!!! finally.... some ANGEL (guess it was Nicky... to the rescue) suggested lets go to GVK ONE -----Housefull movie!
2:30pm.... We parked the cars after perfroming some slight drifting stunts in that merry-go round type parking lot entry at GVK.....with the ZEN
And this Just wasnt my day..... (u can also say not our day.... hey, hang on!!!!... I missed my biryani too... so i suffered more.. :p)..... TICKETS for HOUSEFULL was housefull........!!!!!
Blasted again....!!!!
What next????
I simply moved away from the counter and concentrated more on my new found hobby.... checking out girls (must give it to GVK ......it does attract pretty good ones)..... and this had actually cheered up OUR bad moods a lil'l.... (only to make it worse... which i found out much later...)
Then the entire battalion had to undergo another stringent security check and march towards FOOD.... first choice was KFC!
And our Bad Luck was pretty Good today u kno... KFC was absolutely packed then.......
Disheartened, we moved to the Food Court and the bad luck was not bad anymore... it turned worse..... The Food Court was closed today... (Y??.... Kyun??? Enduku??? today of alll the days....).......
Then we encountered Subway somewhere in the midway.... but we just ignored it altogether.... there was another flickering in Nicky's brain and he declared... "CCD" (Cafe Coffee Day...)
However, KK spotted a Frankie stall and I ate a Chicken Chettinad Frankie (at last!!).... tasted ok!!!
At 3:00pm... we finished eating the frankie and were in search for some thirst quenchers.... and there it was.... KFC.... not in the front.... but right below us...
So, we carried ourselves and i ordered a BLACK MOJITO, which is like 45 bucks with tax....
it was definately not worth it.... its just Pepsi with pudina leaves and lime..... (F*ck man!!!.....Got screwed again).....
After finishing the drink, had some munchings, took pics and walked out....
then loittered in CROSSWORDS to buy a book, which the shop never heard of....
At 3:40pm KK planted a time bomb on my head...
KK- Arey 4pm movie ra.....
Me- ( seriously didnt see that coming...) Ippudu movieki veltunnama?
KK- avunu bey.....
Me- ye movie ra?
KK-RAMA RAMA KRISHNA KRISHNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me- WHAT? (Well it wasnt my day, so i just gave in....)
Rishi on the other hand made some excuse left for home (SMART MOVE Rishi... hats off to ur sixth sense....)
4pm- We all entered screen 6..... and guess where was our seating............ F*cking FRONT ROW...!!!!!!
The movie was a complete disaster (the supposedly best comedy scene brought only a smirk on my face..... nevertheless, the East Godavari ladies behind us and the Boy with the Girly laugh in the other corner of the row where almost in fits.......)
ZACK & ME were just sticking our butts to the seat and wanted to get over with the smacks at the earliest...... (Alas! this day was not letting me out of its dreadful clutches...) THE 3hr torture was successfully completed......
7:15pm..... After paying about Rs50/- for the parking, we left the premises, and i wowed never to set foot in this mall again...... (its too costly and the theater's sound system is bakhwass and there is no decent dining area for friends....)
Later Nicky, Zack and Ravi left...... leaving KK, Adi, Harsha and me.... Kk drove us all back to his house.... and there was a power cut in many parts of Hyderabad today...... but, thanks to the inverter extension at Kk's.... we had a conversation on many worldly and martian things and i left his place by 8:30pm....
I didnt get an Auto or Bus from Baghlingampalli...... Had to walk all the way home....
reached house at 9pm and guess what.... We had a power cut... (usually we never have a cut in Himayath Nagar, but TADA!!! this ain't my day...).....
Finally, at 10pm... got the current and i sit down to share my experience with u all......
P.S- I couldnt go to AutoExpo and I still did not have BIRYANI :( :( :(
MORALE LEARNT- "When Rape is invited, Lie back and Enjoy"!!!!!!!!
Friday, 14 May 2010
Wednesday, 12 May 2010
my aggregate!!
never cared abt it...
now its makin me crazy...i have to get a percent of 72 for nt getting kicked out of INFOSYS :(
damn that no 72!!!
pray for me brother and Babes :P
P.S. babes enti chii my mistake!!!
Tuesday, 11 May 2010
time table geeskondi pillaluu
comments lo mee busy schedule itenary ni kaastha vivarinchandi paapalu!
ayyababoy chesindi gunde chori
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erra bus laaga undey idi
air bus laaga thega paash ayyindi!
n i h a r i she's nihari
she's gonna set a brand new story
\m/
anthey!
erra bus laaga undey idi
air bus laaga thega paash ayyindi!
n i h a r i she's nihari
she's gonna set a brand new story
\m/
anthey!
Monday, 10 May 2010
Saturday, 8 May 2010
US
no, it's not about the foreign destination of the bum couple. or rather, 'oh-so-into-each-other' couple. im sure the Dollar Dream Jodi (wow, DDJ!)..(rather, DD Lame J, just so that it bcomes DDLJ) read it as the United States and started mid-nite dreaming. if they read it in the day, id still win by changing it to the time zone they'd soon end up at. happily ever after.
but the sad part that always has to precede the happy ending is the drama. like knowing that this could probably b the last time u meet ur langoti dost b4 he leaves for the US. n having to wait for 4 hrs to adjust with a 1hr meet..which was originally intended to b a day out. n all these, coz of the Deeply n Desperate in Jolly Love couple's print-out problems. :X ask the next expendable (arubhai) about it. if u ask me, i'd hint at one convo between me the bee and kk the kukka. it goes as follows:
me: heeeeyyyy kittanaaaaaa, wasssuup, hows uuuuu???!! \O/.
dog (yes, he's earnestly earned that long-standing title from ybhow, finally): heyy, jalebi exams aypoyaaye, fiiinally! thanu inka fullly freee ^~^ <3>
me: erm..!
the gang wud agree that we've had enuf of the BC. bum couple, ppl! so let's move on to the next segment..which is...jalebi!
(NB: yes, k2..you, individually, come across as a pair. so all that was typed was about was about you alone. yes again, u have no identity anymore!! so no talk of kk cinemas or ur classic Ts n deos n playboy watch from begum bazaar n ur machoness here. if u somehow show up again in this post, that's coz i want more of bashing u.)
so..jalebi. btw, guys remember delhi 6? now forget it. deeni gurinchi cheppaalantey..hmmm..energy waste gurinchi aalochisthunnaa. elaago idi post chesthundi ikkada. first post lo ne single picture ni back-to-back choosina feel vacchesthundi janaalaki. ainaa edo try chestha.
deeni 1st quality..vaagudu. 2nd quality..being kk's gf. rest all incidents n events in our common lives are bcoz of the interplay of these two traits of hers. simple. for example, scene 143: me, aru, kk in car. waiting 4 jlb 2 grace the occasion b4 im sent off for 2 months. so the cat woman arrives n rushes to the nearby local deity's temple to pray. kk grows impatient n keeps peeping out of the car to check (out) on her. she's seen rushing back 2 the car. kk verifies this piece of visual insight by asking me if i can c her returning. i say yes. aru bum bhai remarks, 'dude, y dont u go check it for urself?'. kk..dorikindi kadaa chance ani, naa kodukuu!!! car vadilesi paaripoindu..parigetthukuntuu, 10 feet away unna universal goddess ni receive cheskodaaniki..mysamma temple nunchi. :|
arubhai..veedi gurinchi entha thakkuva chepthey antha manchidi. endukantey nenem cheppinaa edo oka strong remark, satirical gaano, irritated gaano, rhetorical gaano anesthaadu. naaku naa childhood instincts valla bhayam kuda vesthundi. already ekkuva cheppesaa! btw..gym pothundu kurraadu..n kurraadu kaabatti porilani piccha check out chesthundu! but adeyyy ram gopal varma expression tho. :|
ybhow. chaddi dost. rock bottom diya mujhe, saala. 3rd standard mein. main isko nahin maar paati thi sahi tareeke se. so iski behen ko peetti thi! n often got a free show of hindi tv serial of bhai-behen bandhan. in school auto, that too. ek dhang ka silent killer hai inu..koti mein baithe-baithe UK mein settle ho jaara. matter settle bhi karraa! just when u wonder why he's still a kid, heoffers help with maintaining a long-distance-relationship. main isku itnaa daantti rahi, maarti rahi, yeh bhi kabhi-kabhi feel hua (this kabhi-kabhi was bina vajeh..like nikki tasting his lunch in 10th stnd)..but in spite of that, banda hamesha hanste rehta (n this USED TO annoy me!), plus job offers dete rehta. crazy! jab isku naukri mili naa hamaare infosys mein..tab mere dad bole..'chusava, pillakaayanu thiduthaa untivi fone lo..ippudu choodu entha pedda vaadu aipoinaado..'. it was an emotional moment. :,(
nikki. aka sreeki. veedini choosaake thelisindi, abbaayilaki kuda oka level lo mood swings untaayani. it was popular opinion that he n rajat got married when they stopped talking to the rest of the class around 8th standard. i'd add to this fact that, due to the changing orientation of the subject, the bondage couldn't last long. rajat's, however, is a different, sad story.
so back 2 nikki..since his changed orientation, he's been falling for every walking, talking XX chromosome carrier. balancing out on past. u know it's the limit when he had shriya's pic on orkut or something. maata lo oka saari ammaayi, inko saari saaraayi anakuntey veediki roju gadavadu. yo-thing ani feel aypothaadu. malli, evaro junior psycho ammaayiki prob vasthey budda pillagaallu evil dead choosinantha level lo oka nela bhayapadipothaadu. so kid of the gang veede. kaani so-so ani decide aipovaddu. bike mast fast naduputhadu (remember that scooty thaatha, nikky? u successfully overtook him that day, at the last minute). car kuda undi poragaani kaada! :P 'what the rock!' music antey 'praanam' antaadu. basically, yo-yo! bindaass!
lakshanamaina 16 annas telugu girl paduchu..nihari bhupathi raju. 90s cricket choosina vaallaki deenni choosthey 'kamaan, kamaan kamaan, rraaajjuu!' ani pilavadam convenient untundi. gola gang andarilo deeni peru maathramey full ga raasaanantey aa peru lo ni punch, power emito artham ayyuntundi meeku. cheppakkharledu. oka saari by mistake (inkenno saarlu kaavaalani) punch chesaanu. appudu naaku oohinchaleni reethilo asalu punch. so jaagrattha.
btw ka ki deergham isthey kaa, ka ni vangobedithey koo, ka ni niharika nunchi theesesthey nihari. mind it!
btw 2: idii, nenu 2nd stnd auto lo luggage paina koorchuni okarikaru 'love stories' cheppukuni adedo A movie choosesinatha feel aipoyevaallam. kaastha peddayaaka artham aindi adi naaku prema desam story, nenu daaniki premantey idera story cheppukunnaamani.
btw 3: (raashtram lo ekaika) jagapathi babu fan. ('his voice is so manly yaaa...!')
ika btwlu aipoyaay..time chusara..2:33 am. mushti vedhavallaaraa! kashta padi ikkada raasthuu unnaa mee entertainment kosam. 1st post ki innkkaaa reply raale. thu!
back 2 nihari: deenni eppudu choosinaa naaku edo oka telugu paata gurthosthundi. bomma geesinattuntundi. style kuda baa koduthundi. koncham ayomayam :P adey speciality! andukeynemo..girls college lo kuda full fans deeniki :D (kottakey!!). picchi maalokam..hot chocolate powder dabbaa okati ippisthey chaalu life settle aipoinantha feeling isthundi. avid reader. sudden gaa gurthocchindi i used to genuinely hate her in school days ani!! not very different from her side too. malli ilaa friends elaa aipoyaamey..??! poni le..long live chocolate..hot or cold!
ivaaltikinthey thammullu! next post varaku, regina spektor paadina US vinukuntuu bathikeyyandi.
o engineerlu! tell to me no, how to put these photoes wherever i want on the post ya! pls ya! then only this page will look good, u see..
btw 4..reply/response lekuntey kosthaa biddaa!
-bee
the 2nd post
k, now that you guys have conveniently missed out on the chance to make the 1st post happening already, i shall take up the endeavour to go on with the 2nd. lame asses u all..even final xams arent a gud enuf reason for ur cheapness..come on, saturday nyt!!
yo chichaa!
this post is here and this way, only coz u people took me lite. i, of all the people, (as usual), burst the idea out. and even went to the extent of typing some 4-page-long smses to you ALL! this, u wud recognize, was a TASK that i performed. u ppl wud only sit n clap, asses! n after a mere few months, wud say 'aah, it's all talk, no work!'. am offended!! so this post.
hence this is officially the inauguration of the blog. OUR blog. yaaayyy!! yes, i can hear the applause, u r welcome!
-bee (yes, that's what ure supposed to call me here!)
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